She found the stash!

Long long ago on a cold Valentines Day Night, lived a married couple whose names were Marvin and Geraldine. They loved each other very much and were only married for one year. After dining the night away at a fancy restaurant called Tuscany, Geraldine came up with a great idea on how to end the night. "Let's get Drunk!" she exclaimed! Marvin a little weary, responded with "I don't think that's a good idea. Let's go home and have a good night's rest". Geraldine had never been drunk before, let alone had even tasted alcohol. She begged and begged her husband for them to go to the gas station and pick up some alcohol and to let them both get drunk and merry. Marvin finally agreed and did what she requested. On the way home, Geraldine was having second thoughts. She felt really guilty and realized that she would have to explain this to her bishop. How would that go? "Sorry bishop, but I got drunk over the weekend." Hmmm, that was definitely not an experience she wanted to live through. So after Marvin and Geraldine got home, they hid the alcohol and buried this secret deep inside Geraldine's closet and never looked back, and they lived happily ever after.

Ok. So Marvin and Geraldine are actually Matt and myself. My sister Sheryll came over Thursday night to help us pack up my stuff and while she was packing up my closet she found the stash of alcohol. I had forgotten all about it and she was like, "Why do you have all this alcohol in your closet?" I had to explain the whole story to her. So funny. She just laughed and explained that I would never have even gotten a buzz off of the stuff we bought.

Dang you Mikes Hard Lemonade!